STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
Click on any button to the right of a photo, then scroll down for Step #2.
(Need help choosing? Click on any photo to enlarge.)
"No car? No road? No problem!"
"I'm warning you, Mr. Monster.
Come out of that closet or you're toast!"
"Whatever you do...
don't wake your mother."
DAD'S GENERAL WARNING:
"No hitting, no biting, no kicking, no screaming,
and no throwing up. And remember:
Soon as someone says,
"Are we there yet?,"
I'm turning this baby around!"
"Trust me, it's a shortcut."
"Air Marshall Dad. At your service!"
"Dad's number one - Hey!
Dad's number one - Hey!"
"Just 27 outs to go
and this game is mine!"
"Hear that fella?
I'm feelin' mighty appreciated!"
"Sure it's a dirty job.
But we gotta do it!"
STEP #2: PLEASE ENTER NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:
STEP #3: ADD YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGE
STEP #4: PREVIEW BEFORE SENDING